what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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