I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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