I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Randomize
