College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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