the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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