I don't think brook has ever known best
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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