he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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