Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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