remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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