We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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