Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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