I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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