I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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