then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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