it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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