Acid is not a monday night drug
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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