How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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