and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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