but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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