it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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