Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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