I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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