she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
there is glitter all over my balls
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