come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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