Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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