just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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