Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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