The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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