its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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