Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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