i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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