East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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