So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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