On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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