I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Randomize
