At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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