She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
