How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Randomize
