weddingsv make me drug and hornr
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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