Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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