considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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