Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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