I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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