She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
