Tell her she can't have a vagina
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
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