This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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