Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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