My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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