I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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