We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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