I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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