Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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