He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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