ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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