Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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