I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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